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I can't decide!
Can I play the piano once these are off?
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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You can see the results below:
- Always By My Side won 50.54% of the times
- A DIET PRAYER won 50.36% of the times