Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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You can see the results below:
- Always By My Side won 50.96% of the times
- The Passing of an Old Friend won 49.70% of the times
