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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 49.05% of the times