Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn't been fealing well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
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You can see the results below:
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... won 49.22% of the times
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... won 49.83% of the times
