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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles andsays, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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- Bottle of Evian water? won 51.65% of the times
- American University Grading Procedures won 50.55% of the times