Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- An Amazing Connection won 51.25% of the times
- Brain or muscles? won 48.26% of the times
