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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.

�As you can see,� he says, �the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.�

The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, �What would you do in a case like this?�

�Well,� ponders the student, �I suppose I�d limp, too.�

10 Things You Never Hear in Church
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.


2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time.


3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.


4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists.


5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class.


6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our
pastor so he can live like we do.


7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!


8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.


9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas.


10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign!





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