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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper."Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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- An anti-bat spray won 48.15% of the times
- A Change Of Vows won 49.69% of the times