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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, "Why on Earth are you takingso long to make this shot?""My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I want to make this shot a good one," said Bob."Good Lord," said David, "you haven't got a chance of hitting her from here."
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- An anti-bat spray won 47.11% of the times
- Funny Laws won 49.52% of the times