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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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