Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Man's Life is Spent Wondering
The average man's life consists of twenty years of having
his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having
his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
wondering too!
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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You can see the results below:
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... won 49.22% of the times
- A doctor is complaining to a mechanic won 49.59% of the times
