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I can't decide!
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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You can see the results below:
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... won 48.95% of the times
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... won 50.89% of the times
