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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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