
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- An Example of Tragedy won 50.24% of the times
- A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 50.80% of the times