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Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.

In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."



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  • An Internet Christmas won 50.30% of the times
  • A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 51.74% of the times