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Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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- An ode to old age won 50.08% of the times
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.97% of the times