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A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can't.




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