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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."
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- An ode to old age won 50.51% of the times
- 12 Feet Deep won 48.39% of the times
