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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
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You can see the results below:
- Boys and Girls won 48.85% of the times
- Baseball heaven won 49.65% of the times