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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
�As you can see,� he says, �the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.�
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, �What would you do in a case like this?�
�Well,� ponders the student, �I suppose I�d limp, too.�
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
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