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An Unusual Vet
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- An offense won 48.43% of the times
- A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 50.89% of the times
