Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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You can see the results below:
- An offense won 49.46% of the times
- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... won 50.89% of the times
