Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?""Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• A local United Way office realized that... was a winner against Bang Bang!
• Ball Rolling was a winner against Can't chance it!
• A story behind a gun was a winner against A sermon about lying
• Bacon tree was a winner against An anti-bat spray
• How To Annoy Unwanted Roommates was a winner against The Passing of an Old Friend
• A Horse Walks Into a Bar was a winner against 7 Word Obituary
• Company Policy was a winner against Baptism Preparations
• A Big Glass of Water was a winner against An honest lawyer
• A man and his Alligator was a winner against Be Politically Correct With Men
• A man took his wife to the doctors... was a winner against On The Job Wisdom