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Buckwheat
Buckwheat of the Little Rascals fame grew up, became a Muslim, and changed his name.
He now goes by Kareem of Wheat.

A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

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You can see the results below:

• An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... won 50.90% of the times
• Before and After in Marriage won 48.55% of the times