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Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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- An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... won 50.99% of the times
- Can't chance it! won 48.92% of the times
