
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Actual Business Signs In USA
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a classified ad: "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a classified ad: "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- An old occupation won 49.97% of the times
- Can I play the piano once these are off? won 50.36% of the times