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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:"Shall We Gather at the River."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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- An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... won 51.06% of the times
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 49.37% of the times