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A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah
A hungry bee meets a fellow bee who directs the hungry one
to a Bar Mitzvah. The hungry bee eats his fill, then again
meets his friend.
The second bee asks how it went, and hears that his friend
ate plenty. The second bee then asks why the first bee is
wearing a yarmulke (the small round cap that religious Jews
often wear).
The first bee replies, "It was a Bar Mitzvah. I didn't want
anyone to think I was a WASP."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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You can see the results below:
- An Unusual Prayer won 50.19% of the times
- A father was at the beach with his child... won 50.90% of the times
