Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- An Unusual Vet won 52.66% of the times
- A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.08% of the times
