Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
Airplane Trouble
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
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You can see the results below:
- An Unusual Vet won 50.90% of the times
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.37% of the times
