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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

African Marriage
Young Son: 'Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: 'That happens in all countries, son.'

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