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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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A man took his wife to the doctors... won 50.54% of the times