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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A little sports match
"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."

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• And Jesus said unto his disciples... won 50.75% of the times
• A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 51.19% of the times