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Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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All the same won 51.61% of the times