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A farmer and his girlfriend...
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On Parent’s Profession won 50.50% of the times

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Animals go to Heaven won 50.19% of the times If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On Parent’s Profession won 50.50% of the times

Animals go to Heaven won 50.19% of the times

If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On Parent’s Profession won 50.50% of the times