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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

She said, "I want a divorce."

He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."



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  • Anniversary won 50.92% of the times
  • Blonde in Pain won 50.70% of the times