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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!
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You can see the results below:
- Brain or muscles? won 49.29% of the times
- A housewife, an accountant won 50.45% of the times