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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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- Brain or muscles? won 51.26% of the times
- A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 51.34% of the times
