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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
3 Questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
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- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... won 50.88% of the times
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