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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
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You can see the results below:
- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... won 50.28% of the times
- A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.68% of the times