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A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.



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