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10 Things You Never Hear in Church
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.


2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time.


3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.


4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists.


5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class.


6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our
pastor so he can live like we do.


7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!


8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.


9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas.


10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign!



Boating Trip
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.

"I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.

"I like to hear you say that," beamed the mother. "Always remember that God is in his heaven watching over us."

"Oh, I wasn't talking about that God," the five year old interrupted.

"I was talking about the COAST God."



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  • As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... won 49.72% of the times
  • Boating Trip won 50.86% of the times