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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

An invisible man is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

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