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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"

Aircraft Carrier
Q: What do you call an aircraft carrier
in financial difficulty?
A: A receding airline.




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