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Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
4 Doctors
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
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You can see the results below:
- Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust won 47.13% of the times
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.07% of the times
