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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

After many years of trying to find steady work...
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

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• Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust won 48.25% of the times
• Bacon tree won 49.02% of the times