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A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 49.40% of the times A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.33% of the times

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 49.40% of the times

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.33% of the times