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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?""I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 51.37% of the times

A missing person won 49.89% of the times

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 51.37% of the times A missing person won 49.89% of the times

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 51.37% of the times

A missing person won 49.89% of the times