Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."

A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 48.78% of the times
  • Facing Adversity won 51.51% of the times