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3 Questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"

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"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."

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